Pundamentals of Life Print
Written by Michael Fones   
Saturday, 23 February 2008 11:35
Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.
My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's kiln time.
Dijon vu. The same mustard as before.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
Electricity comes from electrons. Does morality come from morons?
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

hat tip: Pat A.