You Know You're Back in the South When Print
Written by Sherry   
Monday, 14 May 2007 05:41
The flight attendent calls total strangers "darlin";

You get to explain to a visitor how to eat grits;

You are a part of a serious group discussion about the fine points of using the phrase "Yes Maam";

People use the possessive form of "y'all" - as in "Y'all's supper is gettin cold";

The church you are teaching in was once pastored by the poet laureate of the Confederacy;

The waiting areas in the airport are filled with rocking chairs.

You know that you are a former southerner who has lost touch by living too long in Colorado when you:

Point to the small bug hovering by your outdoor restaurant table and exclaim:

"Hey! That's a mosquito!"